Out in the wild
"Everyone was asking"
"Took a pack to a house party and lost all five cards by midnight. Everyone wanted one."
Dylan M.
"My boyfriend now introduces himself with the Zuckerberg card. Every single time."
Sofia R.
"Got a pack for my friend's birthday. We laughed our asses off."
Priya S.
"Card on the forehead, ten questions. "Did I go to prison?" gets asked every round."
Tom B.
"Bought them for my dad. He has shown the Trump card to every guest since."
Emma J.
"Ordered Monday, on my desk Wednesday. Thick stock, better print than my own cards."
Marcus L.
What's in the pack
5 cards. You don't pick. That's the point.
- One sealed matte pouch
- Five founder business cards, picked at random
- Standard business card size, thick uncoated stock
- A 1 in 100 chance of the Black Card
The chase card
The Black Card. 1 in 100.
Matte black with a gold edge. It replaces one of your five cards, and nothing on the outside of the pack gives it away.
- Founder cards
- 5 in every pack
- Black Card
- 1 in 100 packs
- Boardroom Box
- 10 shots
What the card leaves out
Know who you pulled
Front and back, every card says the same thing: what the founder wanted you to read. What happened next is on file here. Pick a card.
What to do with them
Three ways to play
Who am I?
Card on your forehead. Ten yes-or-no questions. "Did I go to prison?" is a strong opener.
Trade
Two Madoffs for one Zuckerberg. Doubles are currency, so buy in pairs.
Flex
Keep one in your wallet. When someone asks for your card, hand it over and say nothing.
Series 01
The full set
Some names we'll tell you. The rest you find by ripping packs.
- No. 01Bernard Madoff
- No. 02Mark Zuckerberg
- No. 03Elizabeth Holmes
- No. 04Donald J. Trump
- No. 05Bill Gates
- No. 06Sam Bankman-Fried
- No. 07Jeffrey Epstein
- ?
- ?
- 1 in 100The Black Card
The €15 gift
Serve them.
For the friend who is "building something". Tick the Subpoena envelope and it arrives looking like bad news.
Complete the set
Somewhere to put them
The Desk Stand
Clear acrylic. Holds one card where the whole office can see it.
The Binder
Numbered pockets for the whole series. Empty slots included.
The Boardroom Box
Ten packs, fifty cards. For offices, parties and people with a problem.
Your name. Their font.
Ten cards with your name, set in the style of the founder you choose.
Questions
Before you rip
What do I get in one pack?
One sealed pouch with five founder business cards, chosen at random.
Can I choose which founders I get?
No. Packs are blind. If you want a specific card, buy more packs or trade with a friend.
What is the Black Card?
The rare card of Series 01. One in every hundred packs has it in place of one regular card.
Is anything printed on the back?
The back is the same as the front. What each founder went on to do is in the case files on this page.
Will I get doubles?
Across packs, yes. Doubles are currency: trade them for the founders you are missing.
Is it a good gift?
Yes. It fits a Secret Santa budget, and the Subpoena envelope makes it arrive looking like bad news.
How big are the cards?
Standard business card size on thick stock. They fit a wallet, a card holder and the Desk Stand.
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship the next day. Shipping is free on orders over €35.
What if I'm not happy?
Zero refunds on regret about who you pulled. 30 days on everything else: damaged, missing or wrong orders get replaced or refunded.
Are these real business cards?
They are novelty reproductions made for fun. DirtyMoney is not affiliated with any person or company shown.